Fuck Yeah Fake Mustaches

attherollerdisco:

also emma got me the most bad ass soap in the world for my birthday. Why didn’t i blog this earlier? bitchin’!
EDIT!: i’ve been informed that this is not soap, but a massage bar, and i need someone hot and badass to go with it. LOLOLOLOL EMMA ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? STOP BREAKING MY HEART :’( </3 <3

attherollerdisco:

also emma got me the most bad ass soap in the world for my birthday. Why didn’t i blog this earlier? bitchin’!

EDIT!: i’ve been informed that this is not soap, but a massage bar, and i need someone hot and badass to go with it. LOLOLOLOL EMMA ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? STOP BREAKING MY HEART :’( </3 <3

(Source: sarahssketchbook)

  1. fyfakemustaches reblogged this from sarahssketchbook
  2. hellomynameisfreddie said: Thats no soap, girl! That’s a massage bar! It’s called ‘One A Year’ ‘cos it only comes out at Christmas and it’s rather nice :). You now need to find someone badass and hot to give you a massage with it. Love, Mr. Lush Expert
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